Hivemind Times Issue #99

This week we're small and mighty

August 07, 2026

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Welcome To The Hivemind Times!

Episode freaking 99 is hot off the press folks so buckle up. 

HQ has been absolutely buzzing since the start of season 8. We have more surprises up our sleeves then a prom night magician and nothing will be as it appears. That might sound like I’m just drumming up excitement but it’s true. Today you will get to sink your teeth into a huge bracket on Unlimited and Sunday we may or may not be wrapping up the second Star Wars trilogy on How Did It Age. 

Hope you all have some fun plans for the weekend and enjoy these tunes and words.

- Graydon 

WEEKLY PLAYLIST

Some new music I am listening to. Beyond stoked for the new Standing on The Corner and Dinner Party.

- Graydon

Newnew

Spotify

MOVIE REVIEW

Tuner 4/5

So fucking fun and worth the rental fee if you need to.

A very classic early 2000s feel to this crime romance movie. Awesome editing and incorporation of jazz/music in general. Has a heart and doesn’t skimp on good old fashion heist anxiety.

- Graydon

IT’S OFFICIALLY AUGUST

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POEM OF THE WEEK

Paul Verlaine (1844-1896)

Horny ahhh Paul

Innocents We

Their long skirts and high heels battled away:
Depending on the ground’s and breezes’ whim,
At times some stocking shone, low on the limb—
Too soon concealed!—tickling our naïveté.

At times, as well, an envious bug would bite
Our lovelies’ necks beneath the boughs, and we
Would glimpse a flash—white flash, ah! ecstasy!—
And glut our mad young eyes on sheer delight.

Evening would fall, the autumn day would draw
To its uncertain close: our belles would cling
Dreamingly to us, cooing, whispering
Lies that still set our souls trembling with awe.

MERCH

NU METAL LONGSLEEVE

CROWS ZIP-UP

UNITY TEE