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Hivemind Times Issue #88
Quinn's got stuff for your ears
Hivemind
May 22, 2026
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Welcome To The Hivemind Times!
Hello freaky endangered beasts of the underworld. My name is Graydon and I will be your teacher today.
What a week. Who could have predicted Kyle Chase from the internet would ever appear in an episode of Hivemind Feud, hell I didn't even know, sure was cool tho.
It’s a big weekend in Detroit with the annual techno music festival known as Movement. A consistent pulse of base and flowing current of vibes will inevitably spill over into every spot in the city. We were lucky enough to get some media access and will be running around there (interviewing fans on Monday). We also gave some tickets away so if you were one of the lucky winners have some fun.
Any fucking way, time to sink your little stupid baby teeth into issue number 88.
- Graydon
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QUINN’S CHEMISTRY CLASS
10 Favorite Listens This Month
I am writing this last minute, so I’m going to drop my 10 most enjoyed tracks from this past month off dome, then I’ll add links to them after. I will do my best to find alternatives to spotify links.
Tsuruda - Kimchi Crisis
tfw u run out of kimchi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shamana - Marvel
I pray to god but he ignores me.
Badklaat - Get Outta Here
This is truly face melting head exploding neck breaking bass music.
Exiled From Light - Faded Are My Memories
Music to die to.
Mr. Carmack - misha is fucking pissed
bark. bark.
SALEM - $or3$
“New” salem off the “new” album (they stole heather’s vocals thats so messed up guys).
Sickboyrari - catchmeoutside
Epic chungus rapper.
Palmistry - Niche 2 Divine
IDK what bro is saying in at least 30% of these lyrics.
Gorillaz, Omar Souleyman, Yasiin Bey - Damascus
Camel riding music.
Oli XL, Instupendo - Ribbon Bone [Silk Chaser]
She chasing my silk ‘til my ribbon bone.
Nation - S.H.A.
Ultra mega epic chungaloid boss mode bonus song. Cactus jack festival massacre.
- Quinn
POEM OF THE WEEK
Richard Brautigan (1935-1984)
At the California Institute of Technology
I don’t care how God-damn smart
these guys are: I’m bored.
It’s been raining like hell all day long
and there’s nothing to do.
RECIPES
Baba Ganoush
Ingredients:
Italian eggplants (2)
Garlic cloves (3, minced)
Tahini (1/4 cup)
Lemon juice (1 lemon)
Olive oil (2 tbsp, plus more for topping)
Salt (1 tsp)
Black pepper (1 tsp)
Cumin (1 tsp)
Paprika (1 tsp)
Cayenne (1 tsp, skip if you don’t like spice)
Fresh parsley (for topping, chopped)
Kalamata olives (for topping, chopped)
Directions:
Preheat oven to 450F.
Slice the eggplants in half lengthwise and place them flesh-side down on a lightly oiled baking sheet. Roast for 45-60 minutes, or until tender.
Let the eggplants cool, then scoop out the flesh and transfer it to a strainer to drain for about 10 minutes.
Add the drained eggplant to a bowl and use a fork to mash it to your preferred texture.
Add the garlic, tahini, lemon juice, olive oil, salt, black pepper, cumin, paprika, and cayenne, then mix until combined. Taste and adjust seasoning as needed.
Spread the baba ganoush into a serving bowl and top with parsley, kalamata olives, and more olive oil.
*Serve with pita bread/chips, crackers, veggies, or grilled meat.
- Graydon
