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Hivemind Times Issue #80
Featuring the perfect dip for the Oscars...or whatever
Hivemind
March 13, 2026
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Welcome To The Hivemind Times!
Welcome to Hivemind Times Edition 80 with your loyal editor and chief Graydon.
This one is being written late because we have been Grinding for the tube. It brings me joy to bring ya’ll joy truly. It was pretty great to see the card games landing with people this week too. I really hope this weekend people have some fun gamenights this weekend and many more weekends to come, please give honest reviews only.
Back to the news, there will be some good old slop in here for you to pick through and enjoy. Kiss your grandma and be safe out there.
- Graydon
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MOVIE REVIEW
Currently watching Hell or High Water, the kind of movie that’ll make a fella say hell yea.
I really wish Taylor Sheridan stuck to writing movies instead of getting sucked into 55 seasons of Yellowstone but hey get your bag big fella.
- Graydon
THIS SUNDAY’S OSCARS
Who wins best actor? |
SPORTS
NBA Notes
The Cavs are on a lil skid and I’m nervous - I jumped the gun about Harden slipping in so seamlessly. Not really but something is off and the wheels need grease before we slide into 5th place and lose homecourt in the first round
Bam’s 83 pts were not ethical. So what, neither is the capitalist system that we all get fucked by everyday. Lets champion those who succeed despite that. I know he’s a 100 millionaire but you get my point.
The Pistons don’t seem as scary as they did pre deadline as well. I do not wish to speak ill of them but with a loss to Brooklyn and Washington in the past week I am finding it hard to be genuinely spooked of the not so bad boys.
3-7 in the West is separated by a game and a half which will ensure at least some dramatic games in this final month of the regular season. Personally I think the T wolves are fakers and if Dillon Brooks comes outta the drunk tank healthy the Suns could be a force to be reckoned with.
- Graydon
POEM OF THE WEEK
Walt Whitman (1819-1892 rolling in his grave)
America
Centre of equal daughters, equal sons,
All, all alike endear’d, grown, ungrown, young or old,
Strong, ample, fair, enduring, capable, rich,
Perennial with the Earth, with Freedom, Law and Love,
A grand, sane, towering, seated Mother,
Chair’d in the adamant of Time.
RECIPES
Korean Corn Cheese
Ingredients:
Frozen corn (1 lb)
Mozzarella cheese (1/2 cup)
Mayonnaise (1/2 cup)
Scallions (4-6 chopped stalks)
Gochugaru* (1 tbsp)
Sugar (1 tsp)
Salt & pepper (to taste)
Instructions:
Combine all ingredients and transfer to a baking dish.
Bake at 400°F for 10 minutes, then broil for 2 minutes.
Serve with tortilla chips.
*Sub any chili flakes for gochugaru if you don’t have it.
Ingredients:
Frozen corn (1 lb)
Mozzarella cheese (1/2 cup)
Mayonnaise (1/2 cup)
Scallions (4-6 chopped stalks)
Gochugaru* (1 tbsp)
Sugar (1 tsp)
Salt & pepper (to taste)
Instructions:
Combine all ingredients and transfer to a baking dish.
Bake at 400°F for 10 minutes, then broil for 2 minutes.
Serve with tortilla chips.
*Sub any chili flakes for gochugaru if you don’t have it.
- Graydon
