Hivemind Times Issue #60

Giving you all the music you need this week

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Welcome To The Hivemind Times!

Earthlings and other creatures you are now reading The Hivemind Times. As we continue the global death spiral we have completed yet another work week and I personally am proud of every one of you. 

Over here at HQ we managed to squeak out some content for your viewing pleasure. Who saw and enjoyed the red flags tier list huh? Who is rocking with football over on Cheapseats huh? That NFL trivia video was sure lit, am I right? I know, I know, the long awaited main channel video has everyone teeming with excitement and god willing you will be rewarded for your patience this next week. 

In the meantime and in between time enjoy a leisurely stroll through the last great bastion of truth here on the wide web.

- Riley & Graydon

For years, buying cannabis meant taking a trip to a dispensary, dealing with long lines, limited selection, and inconsistent pricing. But thanks to changing laws and innovative online retailers, buying high-quality THC products is now 100% federally legal—and more convenient than ever.

And when it comes to quality and reliability, Mood is leading the way…

Because they’ve completely flipped the script on cannabis shopping. Instead of memorizing hundreds of confusing strain names – like “Gorilla Glue” and "Purple Monkey Breath" – you simply choose how you want to feel: Creative, Social, Focused, Relaxed, Happy, Aroused, and more.

Each gummy is formulated with the perfect blend of Delta-9 THC and botanicals to deliver the perfect mood.

Want a great night’s sleep? Try the Sleepytime gummies. Need laser focus Mind Magic gummies have you covered. Hotter sex? Try the Sexual Euphoria gummies.

It's cannabis shopping that actually makes sense for “normal” people.

WEEKLY PLAYLIST

Another banger playlist from Tony loaded with latin beats, hiphop tracks, and everything to get you moving on a Friday.

MOVIE REVIEW

One Battle After Another

Ok I will try and just give my initial gut reactions to Paul Thomas Anderson’s newest epic movie without spoilers. 

This very well might be the defining movie of the decade. Never has a film felt so very of the time that I felt as if it had actually happened or had been happening? The star studded cast came to play and left no crumbs if you will, and you will. Teyanna Taylor break-out player of the year. Benicio Del Toro is the funniest karate teacher since Napoleon Dynamite. Leo seemed all too comfortable being a radical vaping alcoholic who is helplessly trying to be a badass and a father. 

The PTA tropes were magnificent, especially the needle drops. The man somehow threw a tasteful Mo Bamba in this bitch. When American Girl came in I shed a metaphorical tear. 

I am going to hold back on getting into more of the details because I am mainly here to just encourage you to go see this fucker in theaters. It’ll be a timestamp for you and something you will be able to talk about the rest of your life. Do not be intimidated by the run time, it is relentless and entertaining every single step of the way.

It has it all - god bless the cinema.

- Graydon

ALBUM RECS

Shoutout Cousin Dave for sharing this banger with me.

THIS WEEKS COMICS

MERCH

FOOTBALL JERSEY

LONG SLEEVE

DUCK TEE