Hivemind Times Issue #58

Welcome To The Hivemind Times!

Welcome to the last standing pillar of the free press.

Here at the Hivemind Times we value meaningful stories that focus on the rather unique perspectives of several deranged individuals.

This week was loaded with that shit you all love, we dropped sped up music videos v2 on Unlimited and Hivemind Countdown with the illustrious Quadinkis. As well as the regular scheduled Cheapseats programming.

This week’s issue is gonna be a special one and I truly do hope it can bring you a well deserved distraction from the death spiral outside your window. Keep your little beady eyes peeled to the channel as we go into next week we have some fun new things ready for you and maybe even more great collabs.

Have a nice weekend fools.

- Riley & Graydon

CRONK’S UPDATE

The inside of my van

Hello good friends, to catch you up to speed I purchased this 2011 Ford E150 Tuscany Edition Van for touring purposes. This luxurious van features 6 cushioned fluffy captain’s chairs to ensure max comfort for our passengers. The wood trim brings an earthly life to this large very big and kinda expensive van.

The plush carpet is almost enough to take away the dread of having a car loan on such a big van.

One thing I like about this big van is it has charging ports at every seat to ensure comfort and a charged phone. Thanks for checking out my van, hopefully I can make the car payments!

- Cronk

TRAVEL

A Labubu’s Guide to the Sleeping Bear Dunes

This weekend, our adventurous little Labubu traded the comforts of the shelf for the vast, sandy slopes and stunning vistas of Michigan's iconic Sleeping Bear Dunes. What began as a quiet weekend escape turned into a full-blown photo expedition, with our fuzzy friend proving to be the ultimate travel companion and model for the breathtaking scenery.

We found them contemplating the deep blue horizon from a sun-bleached log, peeking out from behind hardy dune grasses, and even daring to dip a toe in the refreshingly chilly waters of the lake. Each of the 14 photos in this series captures a quiet moment of wonder, a testament to the fact that you don't have to be big to have a grand adventure.

So, join us as we retrace Labubu's sandy footsteps. It’s a reminder that beauty is everywhere, especially when you have a curious friend by your side to show you the world from a whole new perspective.

- Myles

LIVE SHOW PREVIEW

Rozey tour message

Hello Hivemind readers. It's me Andrew or Rozey, whatever you know me by or don't know me by. 

I made the great journey from sunny Los Angeles to desolate Detroit to rehearse for my upcoming tour with your favorite Hivemind guest Quadeca. This is my first tour and I'm very excited for it. The band who is playing with me consists of a few hivemind associated people. Tommy Fleece on Guitar, Cronk on drums, Quinn on synths and Copes as the hangout guy. Also joining us doing photo/video is an Australian named Luca! 

Come see us live if you can. Definitely come to the Detroit show (10/14), all of the Hivemind guys will be there and you can fulfill your parasocial fantasies. Maybe even get rid of the para part who knows, or maybe start a riot after my performance… I’ve always thought going to jail for insisting a riot was pretty fucking cool. Maybe don't do that. DON'T DO THAT.

Anyways I’m playing this new Rozey ep coming out soon. All the songs on the Rozey ep are super goth.

- Rozey

POEM OF THE WEEK

Arthur Rimbaud (1854-1891)

Democracy

"The flag goes with the foul landscape,
and our jargon muffles the drum."
In the great centers we'll nurture
the most cynical prostitution.
We'll massacre logical revolts.

In spicy and drenched lands!--
at the service of the most monstrous
exploitations, industrial or military.
"Farewell here, no matter where.

Conscripts of good will,
ours will be a ferocious philosophy;
ignorant as to science, rabid for comfort;
and let the rest of the world croak.
This is the real advance. Marching orders, let's go!"

MERCH